When someone “likes” their own status on facebook

whatshouldwecallme:

FOR. REAL.

When another person in my newsfeed gets engaged

whatshouldwecallme:

When I’m drinking and my buzz starts to hit me

whatshouldwecallme:

Waiting a really long time for someone to text you back

whatshouldwecallme:

And then all they say is: “K.”

When a friend is trying to get over someone they never even dated

whatshouldwecallme: